I like the name “swine flu.”
Why? Some think that pork meat harbors the flu. Sorry, doesn’t work that way.
But I like this misperception. If people stop buying pork, that means a glut of bacon, which means lower bacon prices, which means MORE BACON FOR AREN! Bacon breakfast, bacon sandwiches, bacon ice cream, bacon, bacon, bacon!
Heck, let’s rename the flu. Call it “bacon lung.”
Mmm, bacon.