Manufactured American financial crisis: all thanks to borrowers

The impending American financial meltdown is a ruse. This manufactured crisis’s root cause and solution are not what politicians are telling us.

Who Caused This?

Accolade-seeking politicians blame faceless financial industries or creative loans. Such loans include adjustable rate loans, 0% down loans, “liar loans” where you don’t report your ability to pay it back, and so on.

In fact, greedy, irresponsible, or naive borrowers are the root cause:

  • Greedy borrowers took out more loan than they can repay.
  • Irresponsible borrowers signed loans they didn’t understand.
  • Naive borrowers blissfully ignored their (in)ability to handle terms of creative loans.

Why do I blame the borrowers and not financial corporations? Through their inaction, malicious intent, or declining to educate themselves, borrowers planned to inflict economic damage on someone else.

Nobody held a gun to borrowers’ heads. The financial industry simply made the guns that borrowers shot themselves with.

Many of these greedy, irresponsible, or naive borrowers, or the occasional unlucky borrower, cannot repay their creative loans. Modest drops in average home values and faltering insurers contribute to the problems but remain secondary factors.

Who’s Going to Hurt?

The mortgage-related financial problems will mostly hurt three classes of self-made victims:

  1. Greedy, irresponsible, and naive borrowers. If things go as they should, many of their butts will be kicked out of foreclosed houses.
  2. Stupid insurance companies. These creative loans were securitized and sold off to investors. To reduce their apparent risk, sellers insured the securities against defaults. 20/20 hindsight shows insurance companies accepted too much risk.
  3. Those who invested in these risky securities. Instead of getting an expected stable return on investment, they are facing a modest loss. (Yes, just a modest loss, not elimination of investment. Read on.

Politics

Economic liberals have “rushed to the rescue” with a proposed $700 billion or so bailout. This proposal is idiotic because:

  1. Investors can already get back most their money. These loans are backed by homes. If the borrower defaults, the home gets foreclosed and sold, and the remaining money goes back to investors. Sure, home values have declined modestly, and foreclosure creates expenses and delay, but in the end, investors do get back most of the value of distressed loans. This isn’t a catastrophic loss like investing retirement in Enron stock.
  2. The economic fundamentals of traditional financial instruments are unchanged. This includes traditional mortgages, like the 30 year “significant down payment” kind. The problem is only with creative mortgages. It is ridiculous to think that time-tested, well understood financial instruments should be feared.
  3. Negative consequences are learning experiences. Borrowers will learn to be smarter. Investors will learn to better research investments. And insurers will learn not to insure idiotic securities.
  4. Nothing will work with a catastrophic housing collapse, and the bailout won’t prevent it. A housing value collapse means the bailout is “pissing in the wind,” a futile effort. However, I don’t fear this because…
  5. People still need a place to live. Values can only decline so far before natural market forces stabilize them. Case in point is a recent surge in home sales in inland California markets.
  6. Companies that took irresponsible risks must die. That’s how we clear out bad companies like Enron or Arthur Anderson. That’s why I am not bothered by the prospect of some banks and insurers going down. Almost all of these businesses have sound assets and business units that could be sold off to investors. The remaining, troubled business units could go into bankruptcy or be handled with less interventionist measures.
  7. Socialism. Open markets work best. Period.

Here’s the flip side. While I oppose a federal bailout, I’m not worried.

The buyout’s net, long-run cost will only be a fraction of its initial cost. This is provided that democrats don’t gum it up with political shenanigans. Predictably, they are trying to buy votes from greedy, irresponsible, or naive borrowers by finding ways to prevent lenders from kicking them out.

Why the Buyout?

Why would politicians, even supposed conservatives, dive headfirst into a $700 billion dollar program?

Simple: your name will be in history textbooks for centuries.

Regulation

I am bothered by liberals in both parties calling for drastically increased regulation of the financial industry.

What other highly regulated industries perform well? Let’s see: utilities, cable companies, telephone companies, pre-deregulation airlines… see the picture? Regulated industries suck.

Now liberals want to hamstring the financial sector, the lifeblood of our economy. Yikes!

The Aren Plan

What would Aren do? A three point plan:

  1. No bailouts. If you did something stupid, be it investing or borrowing irresponsibly, you’re going to hurt. I won’t ask taxpayers to save you.
  2. Leadership. Besides the above-mentioned moderate losses, most of the problem is perception. Traditional financial instruments remain sound, and strong leadership is needed to reinforce this.
  3. Expedite. Drawing this out hurts our recovery. I would streamline or repeal regulations that delay resolution and propose new legislation if existing rules don’t already allow the following sub-plan:
    1. Encourage troubled insurers to self-dissolve by selling off all marketable divisions and assets.
    2. Establish new coverage on all “creative mortgage”-backed securities that is proportional to remaining funds.

Conclusion

Here is where traditional essays have a closing paragraph. In high school, I was taught that one model is to summarize what I wrote. So here it is: We’re in the middle of a manufactured crisis caused by greedy, irresponsible, or naive borrowers, and the best resolution is leadership, not a huge new federal program.

“The law” is not divinely inspired!

A Dallas Morning News blog article says cops are running ticket mills in White Rock Lake park. The crime? Bicyclists running stop signs.

Even though I am frustrated by White Rock Lake bicyclists, I believe this enforcement is just revenge. Let me explain.

I think motorists are justifiably upset at arrogant bicyclists. Commenters on the DMN blog and my experience confirm many who:

  • Decline to yield when entering a roadway.
  • Decline to use a special bridge intended for them. Instead, they choose to endanger themselves and motorists by cycling amidst traffic running three times as fast. (I’ll give them medals for bravery! They don’t even have the visibility and protection of vehicles!)
  • Do things just to provoke motorists.
  • Have holier-than-thou attitudes againt cars.
  • Ride 3-4 abreast, making it difficult to safely pass them.
  • Decline to watch out for pedestrians.

What’s the stop sign’s point? Mitigate right of way issues. That’s it.

Compared to cars, cyclists travel slowly. They have plenty long to review intersections and make right of way judgments. They rarely need a full stop. Why force them?

Full and complete stops don’t address any of the above problems. That’s why I believe this is simply revenge.

Add the simpleton logic of “it’s the law so it should be enforced,” and it becomes sweet revenge.

I don’t subscribe to simpleton logic, so I don’t approve victimizing bicyclists with this revenge, profit-fueled ticket mill.

Prediction: Microsoft Money is dead

Microsoft Money Plus Deluxe
Microsoft Money Plus Deluxe

Last Wednesday, Microsoft announced the end of Microsoft Money’s annual release cycle.

I think Microsoft actually killed it. Here’s why:

  1. The announcement was routed through a fanboy, not an employee. Bob Peel is a “MVP,” which really means he is not an employee and donates a lot of time to Microsoft. (As much as I like Microsoft products, I think it’s absurd to donate time to a for profit corporation.)
  2. “Customer feedback” apparently convinced Microsoft that yearly upgrades weren’t helpful. I have no idea why they suddenly realized this. The microsoft.public.money news group has lambasted the annual upgrades’ minimal net value for years.
  3. The current version, released in mid 2007, is Money Plus. Normally it would be named Money 2008. By removing the date, the current product’s name won’t expire.
  4. Microsoft discontinued retail sales. Why would you abdicate retail sales channels to Quicken? Because your product is dead. All future sales will be over download channels.

I suspect Money was unprofitable. The frequency of and poor added value of upgrades suggests that Microsoft’s true goal was milking the revenue out of a dead product. Money Plus is so long in the tooth–it’s slow, its database is terribly inefficient, and it doesn’t work well with other products–that it needs a huge rewrite.

What’s in store for Microsoft Money? Probably nothing, at least not anything I can install on my computer. If it has any future, Money will probably morph into a web site. But knowing how poorly Microsoft does web products, don’t hold your breath.

My recommendation? The desktop version is dead, and Microsoft sucks at online services, so explore alternatives.

Quicken is more primitive than Money, but Intuit promised major enhancements for the upcoming Quicken 2009. Barring that, there’s online services like wesabe.com and mint.com.

Dallas County loves sheriff revenue patrols

Recently, the Dallas County Sheriff’s Department (DCSD) aggressively increased revenue enhancement traffic patrols. Now the DCSD patrols all freeways in the southern half of Dallas County and is seeking more freeway patrol duties.

The Dallas Morning News explains:

The department patrols unincorporated areas of Dallas County in the southern sector – a shrinking area of only about 9,000 residents. (source)

Texas sheriffs have full countywide jurisdiction, but their traditional police mandate is to patrol unincorporated county land. The DCSD’s policing mandate is shrinking with this unincorporated land.

Dallas County Commissioners are loathe to spend scarce resources only to duplicate city police. An impending $20 million county deficit seals this point.

As the rural mandate and dollars go away, all incentive is–literally–on revenue enhancement. (Disagree? See why Dallas County started constable traffic patrols.)

Dallas County, meet your new sheriff’s department: home of Texas’s most incompetently-managed jails and revenue patrols.

I feel so much safer!